These are the stories of a primate who found that belligerent idiosyncrasies and the worldly Priyanka Chopras, sadly do not go together. But why a Chimp? Is it because it sounds and looks cute? Is it because it does not sound gay like greatbang? Stupidly, no. Stochastically speaking, the Chimpanzee might probably be the only answer to the Life, Universe and Everything (except Arindam Chaudhuri, Rakhi Sawant, her unborn babies, anything/anybody related to her and finally, the Income Tax Department of India) and not 42.